Sex Slang

Explanation: To orgasm; the act of orgasming

“OMG, I was totally gazzing when Michael Fassbender went full frontal in ‘Shame.’”


Explanation: To masturbate; the act of masturbating

“It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid — good thing I can diddle anytime I want!”


Going to the boneyard
Explanation: Having sexual intercourse

“I have a date with Matt tonight! Can’t wait to go to the boneyard after dinner…”


Touching uvula
Explanation: Deep-throating

“He fell in love with me the minute he touched uvula, what can I say?”


Explanation: An anxious need to have sex.

“I’m super mantsy this week. Thank God I’m seeing Adam tonight.”


Explanation: Pubic hair that’s been allowed to grow wild; pubic hair that has the potential to scare off potential sexual partners.

“If I don’t take care of this sascrotch pronto, I won’t be getting lucky tonight!”


Blanket monster
Explanation: What your cat thinks you are doing under the covers when you exile it from the room.

 ”Dottie’s so upset we kicked her out of the bedroom while we were playing blanket monster.”


Pubic floss
Explanation: A pubic hair that gets stuck in someone’s teeth/in the back of someone’s throat after oral sex.

 ”Damn, he needs to trim his balls. I started gagging on his pubic floss.”


Slut drawer
Explanation: The drawer, usually by a bedside, where sex toys are kept.

I think I put the handcuffs in the slut drawer so the housekeeper didn’t see them.


Double Rainbow
Explanation: Double penetration of a woman by two men.

Look, that girl in the video is getting double rainbowed.


Vagina funeral
Explanation: When something turns you off so much that your vagina dies.

 ”He was so bad in bed I had to have a vagina funeral.”


Explanation: When you’re having sex in the vicinity of a mirror and try to strike the most flattering poses.

 ”The sex was great until he noticed the closet mirror and started vogueing.”