What stays in a corner but goes all around the world?
A stamp
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What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
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Why do watermelons have water in them?
Because you plant them in the Spring
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What is round and really violent?
A vicious circle
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What stays in bed most of the day, but sometimes goes to the bank?
A stream
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Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have buck teeth
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What do you call an ice cream truck driver?
A sundae driver
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer
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Where was Solomon's Temple?
On the side of his head
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What do you call a shoe store with only one owner?
A sole proprietorship
What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
The space bar
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What is a smile?
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
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What is compromise?
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
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What is a committee?
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
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Who is the boss?
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
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What is an antique?
An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
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What goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole