Christmas Eve jokes
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve?
Because he's Sooty!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve!
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D"!
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him!
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !