What stays in a corner but goes all around the world?
A stamp
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What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
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Why do watermelons have water in them?
Because you plant them in the Spring
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What is round and really violent?
A vicious circle
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What stays in bed most of the day, but sometimes goes to the bank?
A stream
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Why do male deer need braces?
Because they have buck teeth
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What do you call an ice cream truck driver?
A sundae driver
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What's another name for a grandfather clock?
An old-timer
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Where was Solomon's Temple?
On the side of his head
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What do you call a shoe store with only one owner?
A sole proprietorship
Q. How many psychiatrists
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one
Q: What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle?
A: Run over!
Q: What succeeds most of the time?
A: A Toothless Bird! (sucks-seeds)
Q: How does Bob Marley like his donut?
A: With jamin'
Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Q. What does it mean when a drummer drools out both sides of his mouth?
A. The stage is even.
Q. How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A. Give him some sheet music.
Q.How many Bass players does it take to fix a light?
A.One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q.What do you call a group of drummers standing in a circle?
A. A Dope Ring.
- When is a door not a
- When is a door not a door?
- When it is ajar
- What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
- Your name
- What has no beginning and no end?
- A circle
- Why did the boy throw a bucket of water out the window?
- He wanted to see the waterfall
What part of a computer does
What part of a computer does an astronaut like best?
The space bar
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What is a smile?
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
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What is compromise?
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
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What is a committee?
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
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Who is the boss?
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
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What is an antique?
An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you're buying again.
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What goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole