01.Frailty, thy name is woman!
02.The rest is silence.
03.God is dead.
04.The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking about what you could have done.
05.There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
06.There is no greater sorrow than to recall happiness in times of misery.
07.Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
08.The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
09.Learn, learn, learn!
10.Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people.