01. I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; You know, I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
02.Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
03.When a man wants to murder a tiger, he calls it sport; when the tiger wants to murder him, he calls it ferocity.
04.Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
05.I took a speed-reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
06.If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans
07.My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
08.The future starts today, not tomorrow.
09.Life is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
10.Experience is the name that everyone gives to his mistakes.