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Poem of English

admin — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:08:24 -0500

Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,

czytaj dalej

Fine

Sylwia_Dawidowska — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:30:23 -0500

"You know, someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on my widnscreen. It said "Parking Fine."

Intelligence

Sylwia_Dawidowska — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:27:25 -0500

Father: Don't you think our son got his intelligence from me?

Mother: I've still got mine.

Famous singer

Sylwia_Dawidowska — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:24:54 -0500

Singer: Did you notice how my voice filled the hall?

Critic: And did you notice how the audience left to make room for it?

Tesco is cheaper

admin — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:07:59 -0500

Tesco is cheaper ;)

With Friends Like These

admin — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:02:53 -0500

Rowan Atkinson "With Friends Like These" z napisami w języku polskim.

Jeff Dunham & Sweet Daddy D

admin — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:49:16 -0600

Uwaga! Ze względu na wulgarne słownictwo, film jest polecany tylko starszym użytkownikom naszej strony.

Driving with Penguins

admin — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:55:43 -0600

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

czytaj dalej

Śmieszne zdjęcia

admin — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:56:25 -0600

Zakaz sprzedaży jajek i mąki na terenie Wielkiej Brytanii dla osób poniżej 18 roku życia..... Zakaz obowiązuje prawdopodobnie tylko w LIDLu, tam też zauważyliśmy ten znak!

czytaj dalej

Her Christmas Postage

admin — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:53:16 -0600

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
"What denomination?" the clerk asks.
"Oh my God! Has it come to this then?" asks the blonde. "Well okay, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, and 32 Baptist."