| arse bandit, bum bandit, ring raider, shit stabber, turd burglar, poof/poofter, fairy, bender, bent, shirtlifter | homosexual (offensive, derogatory) |
| bell/bell-end | glans of the penis or fool |
| berk | idiot, irritating person (from Berkeley Hunt, Cockney rhyming slang for cunt) |
| Billy | amphetamines. (From Billy Whizz, a British comic strip character.) friendless (Billy No-Mates) |
| Bobby, Old Bill, Plod, 5-Oh, Rozzers, Bizzie (Scouse), The Scum, The Filth | police, police officer |
| blagger | Liar or Robber. Also 'Blag' is 'lie to' or 'rob' someone. Also somebody who boasts a lot. |
| bloke, chap, geezer | Man (informal) |
| blooming | euphemism for bloody |
| bog | toilet |
| bog off | Go away |
| bog roll | Toilet paper |
| bird | girl |
| brown bread | dead |
| Bugger | Anal sex, an exclamation of dissatisfaction (OH BUGGER!), in a dire situation (Well, we're buggered now), acute surprise |
| Bum | The Buttocks, The Anus or Both. |
| chav, ned, bam, scally | A person who dresses in a certain style, typically badly or in sports clothing. Often used as a form of derogation. |
| Cheers | Thank you or goodbye |
| Cock | An idiot |
| Duff | Doesn't work these batteries are duff or beat let's duff him up |
| Fag | Cigarette |
| Fanny | Female external genitalia |
| Fit | Sexually Attractive |
| gaff | house |
| gash | derogatory term used for females or the female genitalia |
| gay | bad e.g. It was 'gay' being mugged |
| git, bell-end, knob-end | incompetent, stupid, annoying, or childish person |
| Gob | Mouth; to spit |
| Gobsmacked | Flabbergasted, dumbfounded, astounded, speechless |
| Half-Inch | To Steal |
| Helmet | 'Glans of the Penis' or 'fool' |
| handbags | a harmless fight |
| Ickle | Small |
| I('ll) say | expression of surprise, amazement (quaint) |
| Jack, Raise | Steal |
| jammy | lucky. (also 'spawny') |
| Jizz | Semen |
| Kip | Sleep, Nap |
| knackered | exhausted, tired |
| Knob head | a stupid, irritating person |
| Knob jockey | homosexual (to ride the penis like a jockey rides a horse) |
| Fruitbat, Spazmo | idiot |
| Loo | Lavatory |
| Manc | someone from Manchester |
| Manky | Dirty, filthy |
| Meat and Two Veg | male external genitalia |
| Minge | Vagina |
| Minger | Ugly or filthy-minded person |
| Minted | Wealthy |
| Munter | Ugly person |
| Nick | Steal or Police Station He's in the 'Nick' |
| Nicked | Arrested or Stolen i.e. He got 'Nicked' after he'd 'Nicked' that Car |
| Nonce | Paedophile or idiot |
| Nutter | Insane person |
| pig pen | police station |
| Pillock | Someone who is stupid |
| Pinch | Steal |
| Pissed | Drunk |
| ponce | pimp; a posh, effeminate man. |
| Ring | Anal Sphincter |
| Safe | Good, Agreed |
| See A Man About A Dog | Attend a secret deal or meeting or to go to the toilet. |
| Scouser | Someone from Liverpool |
| Scrote | Scrotum or pestilent child or teenager |
| Shag | Have sex with |
| Shiner | Black Eye or Erection |
| Skint | without money |
| Skanked | Ripped-off, daylight robbery, expensive |
| Skanky | vile |
| Slag, Slapper, Tart, Scrubber | Prostitute, Loose woman |
| Slash | urinate, urination |
| snog | French kiss |
| Sod | idiot, moron, or annoying person (from sodomite) |
| Sod off | go away, i.e. fuck off. |
| Steaming | Extremely Drunk |
| Stuffed | sexual intercourse (e.g. Get Stuffed) or to have had too much to eat (I'm stuffed) |
| spawny | lucky |
| spunk | semen, ejaculate |
| Take the piss (out of) | To mock, Are you taking the piss? |
| Tosser | Literally someone who masturbates (to toss off), but generally means an idiot or someone whom the speaker doesn't like |
| twat | Female genitalia or an idiot |
| wank | masturbation |
| wanker | Literally someone who masturbates (verb to wank), but generally means an idiot or someone whom the speaker doesn't like. |
| Whizz | Amphetamines. See also 'Billy' or the need to urinate i.e i'm just off for a quick whizz |