Stags and Hens

Dzisiejszy podcast dotyczy słownictwa przedmałżeńskiego, a dokładniej, tłumaczy co znaczy stag party i hen party.

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Kevin’s friend George is getting married to Sharon. A week before the wedding, George invites his friends to a stag party. They start in a pub, and then go on to a club where there is deafening music and they all drink too much.

The next day, Kevin feels dreadful. He has a hang-over. In fact, he has the mother of all hangovers, with a pounding headache and a sick feeling in his stomach.

The telephone rings. Joanne, Kevin’s girlfriend, answers it. It is Kevin’s boss, who wants to know why Kevin is not at work. “He’s feeling a bit UNDER THE WEATHER”, explains Joanne. “He’ll be in tomorrow”.

The expression “under the weather” means “not very well” – not seriously ill, just not very well. If I have a slight cold, or I am feeling a bit depressed, for example, I might say that I am “under the weather”.

Now Kevin, of course, feels like death. So when Joanne says that he is “a bit under the weather”, she is UNDERSTATING how bad he is.

To understate something is to say less about it than you really mean. For example, you might say that someone is “a bit annoyed”, when in reality they are very angry. Or on the hottest day of the summer, you might say that it is “a little bit warm”.

To return to Kevin. He spends the day with his eyes closed complaining about how awful he feels. Joanne is unsympathetic. “It’s his own fault for drinking too much”, she says. That evening, Joanne gets ready to go out. “Where are you going?” asks Kevin weakly. “To Sharon’s hen party. Go back to bed”.

A vocabulary note. A stag party, or a stag night, is a party given by a man about to get married for his male friends. A hen party is given by a woman about to get married for her girl friends. The guests at these parties often drink too much and do outrageous things. I never go to them, of course.

The music today is called a Russian Morning After Party, by Ozovoniy Sloy from Siberia. I can’t understand the words since I do not speak Russian, but it sounds like a good party.