Kolekcja dowcipów w języku angielskim
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School | Dowcipy w języku angielskim |
Blonde - Christmas Trees | There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. |
The Squirrel & The Grasshopper | THE ‘REST OF THE WORLD’ VERSION: |
Conservative Conference | Kolejny niezły występ Rowana Atkinsona, przez niektóre osoby uważany za zbyt rasistowski... |
Others | Dowcipy po angielsku nie pasujące do pozostałych działów. |
Her prayers | Little Kate was saying her prayers and at the end she said: "Please, dear God, make Madrid the... |
No Gift This Year | One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a... |
Halloween Jokes | Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? A. Don't spook until your spooken to. Q. What... |
Post Office, DNA, Razor Blade | Post office -"Doctor! I think there is something wrong with my eyes." -"I think so... |
Driving with Penguins | A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say... |
Christmas Fairies | Once upon a time, in the Christmas Tree Forest there lived the Christmas fairies. They spent most... |
Alphabet | How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in... |
Tesco is cheaper | Tesco is cheaper ;) Whackhead Simpson Pranks ASDA In Charlton London And Gets Them To Put Out A... |
Christmas Eve jokes | Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve? Because he's Sooty! What did Adam say on the day before... |
Comic Relief - Catherine Tate & David Tennant | Jeden z najlepszych skeczy Catherine Tate. |
Smart Kid | Timmy, age 4 went to see Santa for the first time, and he asked Santa for lots of toys. The next... |
Famous singer | Singer: Did you notice how my voice filled the hall? Critic: And did you notice how the audience... |
Hell | Kolejny doskonały występ Atkinsona. Rowan w piekle. Dla ułatwienia zrozumienia, dodano napisy w... |
Sex | Dowcipy w języku angielskim. Uwaga!!! Część dowcipów przeznaczona jest dla osób dorosłych. Jeśli... |
Fine | "You know, someone actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on... |